Xmas 05

emancipation technique

# logs in fire

# logs in fire

Table Centerpiece*

This year the most important goal will be to plug and plug and plug the oil and gas leaks such that by Christmas, we can negotiate with Middle Eastern countries our business in exchange for information, especially on this issue. It is a very ambitious goal but I don't want to wait any longer for answers.

Stem		yes/no other	date discovered
Is Ricin poisoning the cause of Mongoloidism?
If not, what is the cause?
Can Mongoloidism be treated with the
	birth control pill?
	Solaray's Tart Cherry?
	oily or dry Vitamin E?
	herbs which nourish the pituitary gland?*
	other?

*I left work at 10 pm last night, and was due back at 8 am today. On my way home this afternoon I intended to pick-up my prescription. Staples attempted to expedite the process by sending me during my shift to the pharmacy to pick-up my manager's prescription. But the nurse of my doctor's office was confused as to which estrogen pill I take. She could find no record of it in the pharmacy log as she attempted to duplicate the previous prescription. I explained I had been relying on office samples. So I found myself picking it up on my way home despite the attempted hastening. I do appreciate how important this is to you but my delay in responding was NOT caused by the fact that I do not want to be told what to do with this website. I always appreciate your input.

*Saw Palmetto, Horsetail, bilberry, and Ginko Biloba--the combination brand named Avacor.

Sweet Egg Bread Recipe

Pan de Gloria

balance between minimum wage and gas prices at the pump

date	minimum wage	ingredient	pump-price/gallon	application
June 04, 2004	$5.15/hour	Yeast	$2.06--disproportionate	add to warm water
January 13, 2005	$5.15/hour	Yeast	$1.81	add to warm water
			$1.56
			$1.31
			$1.06
			81¢
			56¢
			51¢

M&M Accounting

month	treasury budget		M&Ms borrowed	M&Ms earned	total	2-year total
month	2003	2004	M&Ms borrowed	M&Ms earned	total	2-year total
August posting for July	-$54.2	-$69.2	-15		-15
August posting for July	Billion		-15		-15
September for August	-76.5	-41.1		+35.4	+20.4
October for September	+26.3	+24.4	-1.9		+18.5
November for October	-69.5	-57.3		+12.2	+30.7
December for November	-43.0	-57.9	-14.9		+15.8

	2004	2005
January for December	-16.2	-3.4		+12.8	+12.8	+28.6
February for January	-1.4	+8.7		+10.1	+22.8	+51.4

Stocking Stuffer

Deadline for 2005; September 07th--day stockings go up (day which Lord & Taylor always begins to set-up Christmas shop).

denotation	how acquired	impact	conversion to stuffer	how stuffed	date acquired
first	Wal-Mart, without admitting to guilt, agrees to pay fine of $135,540 to settle federal charges of child labor law violations concerning underage use of store equipment.	Money available for productive purposes.	Tell Federal Department of Labor how this should be spent.	President Bush's office should respond with a written cursory letter. Place such in stocking to serve as a reminder to follow-up in September 07.	Feb., 2005

Gingerbread House

One associate of IBM must loosen a fiber in the iron curtain and explain to Congress how his/her child died.

Date;

Hearth Fire

Male Independence Day

emancipation from all forms of financial dependency on women

According to Judge Judy, females are more often plaintiffs than males as they attempt to recover the money they lost in a relationship which failed. This, in conjunction with the fact that women are making 70¢ for every dollar men are making, is the reason why I made this a women's tea party which men must entertain. It will begin on July 04th, 2004 when we will sip the tea bestowed upon us, and you will ask to join. I promise all men, it is a safe and effective route to mental health. You will feel better.

Tinsel

countries who owe us money	how stolen		amount owed	amount paid (one foot/billion)	date attained
American Orthodox Jews	WIC and other welfare monies
France	illegal pipeline--Daiquirì at The Bar	?
Israel		$119 billion x 50 years
Russia		$1.2 trillion x 50 years
Spain		?
United Kingdom		?

College Graduate Stew

Ajiaco

I am adding this table because I believe much of our economic and medical research problems, and every other aspect of our cultural breakdown, is linked to the fact that many college degrees are phony and issued to students who have studied which ego to entertain. I have decided to list names of people who I believe have been issuing or have received phony degrees and are possibly associated with terrorist networks. I would like the United States Government to make an example out of at least one And if anyone would like to voice their side of the story and refute anything I say, they can issue their statements to me in writing and I will happily publish such on this website and apologize.

Prof. Kay Capo	State University of New York College at Purchase	alleged author of Who's Afraid of Sigmund Freud, Virginia Wolf	date of prosecution;	The dried beef will need to...
Prof. Al Hunt	Professor/ Administrator SUNY Purchase	Organized freshman term paper contest in which they select student who wins and then is blackmailed into surrendering authorship in exchange for degree. He also organized freshman class required of all graduates in which students read all books which are the focal point of professors' research at unduly pace.
Prof. Jane Sicherman	Lehman College of City University of New York	Journalism professor involved in student newspaper--the technique by which phony students make their appearance on-campus.
Kathy Sampey	Lehman College of CUNY	Recipient of phony journalism degree.
Patrick Whitford	Lehman College of CUNY	Cousin of Kathy who also received phony journalism degree.
Prof. Eric Delson	City University of New York, Graduate Center	issues phony doctorate degrees to phony students.
Prof. Warren Kinzey	as above.	as above.
Prof. Frederick Szalay	as above	as above.
Prof. Jane Schneider	chair of above.	as above.

Bow on Wreath

	yes-no	size development---extra-small thru extra-large	date resolved
Were the 17th century Puritan witch-hunts of Salem, Massachusetts the result of scientifically misguided attempts to understand odorless biochemical weapons, and other microbiological attacks?
Was the Scarlet Letter a vicarious attempt by one of the 17th century judges, to understand through his descendant, Nathaniel Hawthorne, judicial involvement in the scientifically mis-understood date-rape drug?
Was Gone with the Wind a vicarious attempt by the grandmother of author Margaret Mitchell, to understand through her descendant the Confederate's Army act of incinerating the Old South (i.e., incineration of useless blankets laced with biochemical weapons against cannons)?
Were the McCarthy hearings of the 1950's an attempt to understand, without the necessary foundational evidence, the Nazi act of developing nearly simultaneously the first atomic bomb?
Was Adolph Hitler a United States citizen and participant in the scientific research of Los Alamos, New Mexico which developed the first atomic bomb?

Recipe for Recovery

Brazo Gitano--Gypsy's Arm Cake (or roll of meat or vegetables)
Is it true that socialism is, by definition, United States' welfare monies as well as the monies United States citizens pay for oil and gas, redirected from OPEC into nations such as France, Cuba, United Kingdom, etc?
If yes, is it reasonable to infer that the national deficit of $520 billion, as well as most personal debt, is attributive to this?
If no, what is the figure?
If yes, what is the purpose of compliance with terrorist activity? Is it because these nations submit to all the demands of OPEC? Or is it because, like any Canaanite/non-aquatic ape these socialist nations are jealous of us, while being embarrassed before us?
Has Queen Elizabeth II been a spy for Osama ben Laden, as she was for Adolph Hitler?
At the time the German military marched over neutral Belgium into France at the beginning of World War II, did such nation coddle a following of al Qaeda as it does now?
Is it reasonable to characterize all socialist nations as financial colonies to the United States?
And if these are financial colonies, is it reasonable to politically characterize these as colonies if we have sheltered them with our military presence from the enemy within themselves?
If these are political and financial colonies, is it our right within the United Nations Charter to assume control of their governments?
And if the United States had sided with Germany during World Wars I and II, would September 11th have happened?

Manger

I would like to see a culture which gives a salary to full time housekeeper/at-home-parents, and that such experience should be considered résumé-applicable.

Is this in the best interest of MEN?

Recipe for Governmental Apology for September 11, 2001

their act of offering 3,000 United States citizens on a serving platter for al-Qaeda

Tree Lights

outdoor lights September 11th is sorriest day of their lives.	The date of the appearance of the Archangel Gabriel	according to the missing Hebraic version of Matthew.

indoor lights	December 21st is other sorriest day of their lives.	The date Joseph and Mary were rejected by the inn according to the missing Hebraic version of Matthew.

Summation, Decorative

2005
Jan
M&Ms
Feb
M&Ms
March April May June July August September October November December total

Recipe for Growth

Sweet Egg Bread
Yeast in warm water

Dessert Sprinkles

M&Ms
+12.8

+22.8

Holly

Tree Ornaments**

1

Tinsel

Table Centerpiece

College graduate stew

Star on Tree

Bow on Wreath

Presents Under Tree

Stocking Stuffer
1

Home-Made in the USA

Gingerbread House

Wreath Ornaments**

Answers to Letters to Pole

Turnovers

Height of Tree
6 branches

1 branch

Tree Lights

Manger

Animals

Recipe for Recovery

Insults to Tax Collector

Flying Mouse Humiliations*
1

Responding invitees to Party

Those who will Dance

**Goal is minimum of 12/month.

Wreath completion goal is 12 for the Iraqi soldiers, 25 , and 12 tree-branches.

Tree completion goal is 6 (i.e., 6th greatest story ever told after Luke, John, Matthew, Marc and Thomas) x 12 for the Iraqi soldiers, 6 x 25 , and 6 x 12 x 25 tree-branches.

*Goal is minimum of 25/month.