Jan - April 2011

Monday January 03, 2011

The current status of the Classics in the children's flex-space, after I moved these from the top to the bottom merchandiser.

The top two merchandisers of such flex-space.

This is one of the magazine racks. Unlike the one I used for Cookies, this has 12 pockets as opposed to eight. And this is on wheels whereas the other is a wing. I placed all the cooking magazines together, from spaghetti to chocolate cake, and then asked the manager permission to place this by the cooking aisle. Such was granted.

Friday January 14, 2011

On Wednesday, as we were pounded by the blizzard, the news show CTNow found the following submission newsworthy:

I am Roy the Cat.

I am not demanding. But the human beings I own have more important things to do than shovel. For example, I did not receive all of my hugs this morning, and my nuggets were set in the wrong place. So the weather people must stop this immediately.

The reporters explained why he was so "upset": hugs-deficiency and improper food service.

Earlier that morning, I was eating my hot meal. My landlord and I watched the news suggest we all send in our pictures. I joked about my camera and Roy. Then my landlord changed channels for other information, and went out to shovel. Roy, an indoor cat who occasionally goes outdoors in the summer, surprisingly decided to join. A few seconds later, my landlord opened the door and told me to get my camera. So I pulled my breakfast sandwich out of my mouth and ran. I then decided I only had time to don my sweater, not hat and gloves.

I took several photographs of Roy. Then he went to the door and demanded to re-enter. I chased him away and continued photographing requiring a winner. In this picture, he is inquiring why.

I quickly downloaded everything and isolated this photo. I Googled this news-show without knowing its name. I found something recognizable and quickly uploaded the photograph and wrote the caption.

I summoned my landlord back into the house and explained he had to find the original channel. I remembered the female co-anchor had a blue blazer. He remembered she is a blonde. He found it, and I waited. He finally finished outside, and waited with me. Then they announced why Roy was so "upset" and issued a nearly verbatim partial quote of my caption while showing this picture.

Then the phone rang. It was the police department. We later joked they recognized the perpetrator. (Actually, they were begging everyone not to drive unless it was necessary.)

A few hours later the phone rang again. (It was one of my supervisors.) Then we decided Roy had to acquire an agent.

Tuesday January 18, 2011

It is my understanding that Bank of America is having a real attorney review the facts of this case. If I understand the subliminal information correctly, this person agrees with me in that the only solution is for the plaintiff to motion the Court to open the case, and that I have to agree to such.

Understand this...

Negotiations will not begin until Donald Trump has paid for the damage he did to my book in the Fall of 1994.

, We have not seen nor heard from him since September 11, 2010. My guess is that the FBI took him into custody for murdering 3,000 people because he did not like looking out the window of his Manhattan Trump Tower office and seeing two buildings which were taller than his.

If he is in prison, he can be employed as a $5.00/hour cleaning-person, scrubbing toilets, of course.

Friday January 21, 2011

Our paychecks have changed in that the social security tax reduction has changed from 6.2 to 4.2%. This is being characterized as the 2010 Tax Relief Act. I believe that what really happened was that the United States Government stopped issuing Food Stamps to the Orthodox Jewish Communities. This promotion of their anti-assimilation status may also include denial of Medicaid benefits.

When I worked in the supermarket, I watched these families receive at least $1,000/month each, and then laugh in my face about it while claiming to be anti-assimilation. I wondered how much of my paycheck went to this. I now know.

I would like more statistics.

Saturday January 29, 2011

If I understand the subliminal information correctly, this is the current status of the man who murdered 3,000 people because he did not like looking out his office window and observing two buildings which were taller than his.

He tried to kill an investigator.

Another investigator killed him in defense of his colleague.

If this is true, then Mara Addison will certainly never receive reimbursement of her gambling losses.

I am very curious to know her reaction to this report of his death.

Everybody, prepare yourself for the biggest tantrum in history!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday February 06, 2011

As we are all preparing our annual tax filing, I would like to ask of the IRS to consider one issue.

Mara Addison is the assistant managing director of Dorrance Publishing. Since she joined the company 15 years ago, such sales have declined to zero. Henceforth, all such authors should be able to write-off all expenses incurred while writing their works. Even if the books are not yet published, it must be preemptively concluded that such is an investment loss.

Tuesday February 08, 2011

We have received much snow in the past two months. My landlord fell on the ice and broke his arm. I suggested he take Solaray's Calcium EAP, designed for soft tissue absorption. Although I do not know the connection between that and a broken arm, I do know it is one of my favorite vitamins. I also suggested he finish the bottle of Solaray's multivitamin, designed to enhance male energy, which I recommended he buy after his hernia surgery. It contains Calcium designed for hard tissue absorption. He was back at work two days after the incident, and his orthopedic surgery was cancelled, although he is still in a Velcro brace and in some pain.

The pains which occasionally shoot threw my left leg, corresponding to the remaining spinal tumor (i.e., "hogwort") positioned on the left of my vaginal cavity and anus, finally went out of control. For the past six weeks I have had throbbing pains in my left ankle. The ankle is not swollen. So most conventional remedies are ineffective. The generic form of Ben Gay has been helpful, but does not have the ability to change the occasional fact that when I get out of bed, I cannot stand-up without a struggle. This cream was recommended to me by a pharmacy intern, as well as some fellow customers of McDonald's who saw me limping around.

And today, I have severe congestion. But this is not connected to anything else.

In early December, I attended church. Our seminary intern had an affliction with this same symptom. She struggled with the task of being the lay reader. (Please do not misunderstand. She is quite extraordinary. When she delivers her first sermon, I will hyperlink this to you.)

Although I try to attend this church (the only congregation which has ever understood, accepted and helped me) at least once-per-month, the snow rendered such impossible since this date. All I did was sleep, eat, work, shovel and yell "ow". On Sunday, there was a slight thaw. I went, and that night, as I went to bed, this symptom began. I spent today in bed. If I caught it there, the whole congregation must be sick.

Sunday February 13, 2011

A tantrum is being thrown. But not by Mara Addison. This is the situation.

Since April of 2008, the law firm has been paying the property taxes on my house of 891 South Street in Coventry, Connecticut. I assumed Bank of America was billed for such. Although it is their money, the property taxes are still in my name. Henceforth, these are my tax deductions.

The taxes are due twice-per-year: January and September. I believe they defaulted this year, but I have not been able to find the time to research this in Town records. If I understand the subliminal information I received, at any time, the Town can recover its money and sell the house. Legally, I have a hard time believing that. It means any clerical error can render a family suddenly homeless.

But anyway, they are nervous. If you will recall, the law firm of Hunt Leibert and Jacobsen is partnered by a Saxon and two Jews. The area of the brain which is capable of blaming themselves for the atrocities which they perpetrate against themselves is non-existent. Instead, there is an area of the brain devoted to Wicca/Paganism/bathroom-obsession, etc.

Rather than enduring their tantrum any longer, I would like to help them.

The Town of Coventry validated a document (i.e., Who, What, Where, When & How Much) validating the concept that a $278,000 mortgage was suddenly worth $1.00. Bank of America never challenged that. Because it was entered in the Land Records in January of 2007, it is too late.

Henceforth, the value of the house is its down payment plus the transfer value; $30,001.

So what was the Town doing taxing such property as per the value of $310,000?

A refund must be issued, and a check executed payable to me. It will be sent to the address of my house. It has been over two years since my departure. Henceforth, it cannot be forwarded. The money would be returned to the Town.

If the check does go into my hands, then I have to amend previous tax returns. I am no longer entitled to those deductions.

My estimated guess as to the value of the check would be:

6,000/year x 4 years = $24,000

Would the law firm be willing to pay a January 2011 property tax bill of $600?

Wednesday February 16, 2011

Dear 4th Employer;

I have never mentioned you before on this website. And there is a reason for that. You are a stupid company.

Since you are constantly looking for an excuse to fire me, I have nothing to loose by saying the following...

You have 24 hours to fire the bitch who is trying to fire me, before I take you apart in cyber-space, piece-by-piece. And you know what I am capable of. By the time I am finished, you will have no self-respect.

Let me explain what I mean by "stupid" company.

These are intelligent companies.

For the Pet Firm, we have routine telephone conference calls. Everybody is full of questions or statements in which we share information.

For Crossmark, we occasionally have meetings or conference calls. We have very active discussions about every facet of everything we do.

For Baker & Taylor (i.e., the company for which I service the books in Michael's Crafts, and for which my supervisor advised me to "keep (her) phone number handy so (she) could bail me out"), our supervisor is constantly circulating photographs and non-photographed ideas about how to do everything better. We share all of our ideas with her. She distributes these.

When I worked for the Census Bureau, the training began with our supervisor reading from the instruction manual. The sessions proceeded by us working the field for a few hours. The four days ended by us sharing ideas. I benefited from two great ideas from my co-workers about how to boost efficiency. This is why my statistics were so high.

For the "stupid" company, we also have routine telephone conference calls. When the bitch un-mutes us and opens the calls for questions, "There (falls) a silence, more terrifying than the pounding of the canon [Gone with the Wind, after Atlanta evacuated]."

I do not know what the "stupid" company is doing wrong. It is possible that we are all being treated identically to myself and that the people who have been stalking me for so long have nothing to do with this.

One of the early problems which I had with the "stupid" company was that the bitch demanded of me to work over 40 hours, without agreeing to pay me for all those hours beyond the 40. I was threatened with termination. To protect myself, I telephoned Department of Labor Standards. They explained to her what I could not: It is my option to work over 40, and I must be appropriately paid.

I wish I could show you one of the bitch's e-mails. Her grammar exemplifies a high school drop-out. She is unlike my supervisor of Baker & Taylor who is definitely a college graduate. As to the Census Bureau, Crossmark and Pet Firm, I have not spent enough time talking to my supervisors to understand their backgrounds. But I am certain these are better than a 10th grade education. I only have to read their e-mails once to understand what they are trying to say.

Friday February 18, 2011

Dear Governors of the United States of America;

I appreciate your confidence in me by asking of me to solve your budget problems for you.

And I am certain Eva Braun appreciates all of your attempts to prove that she is telling the truth when she claims that it was Germany which was under attack before World War II.

It is not my fault that any idiot can steal from your States' treasuries. Rather, it is an exemplification of the reason why your mothers should have undergone the surgery of voluntary sterilization before you were born, and your offspring should experience such now. Your level of intelligence should not be reproduced.

You will learn how to solve your own budget problems by controlling fraud and embezzlement activities. If you don't, when I am President, I will audit every facet of your States' finances. And I will have 50 prison cells available without any possibility of conjugal visits. Your prison sentences will be for a lifetime, unless you have the necessary surgeries to stop your reproduction. I will have the surgeons on 24-hour-stand-by next to each cell.

If your defense attorneys want to argue that you did not know about the theft, that will not be a problem for me. My first priority as President will be the pass the law to control the punishably dumb.

Go ahead, hold a press conference claiming you are punishably dumb. Don't have some whore of a national government reporter do it for you. In case you are wondering who I am referring to, please notice that this week, her hair is brownish-red. It has been a different color every month for the past ten years. Her hair dresser has to consider the issue that occasionally, her nose is red from too much alcoholic consumption. Her mother should have also been sterilized.

Saturday February 19, 2011

I have a thought for the red-nosed-slut.

When she is finished whoring her ass all over Washington, D.C., she can check herself into the nearest Camp. There, she will be stripped naked, placed upon a lab table with her legs spread and chained down, a magik wand will be stuffed-up her vagina, her uterus chemically burned-out while she screams in agony, and then she will lie on a bed all day, with a Ew lying on top of her, and when she fails to satisfy three, she will be shot, tossed into a mass grave, and no longer a problem to me.

What a beautiful thought!

Wednesday February 23, 2011

Rahm Israel Emanuel, former White House Chief of Staff to President Barack Obama, is now the first Jewish mayor-elect of Chicago. I would like all such residents to address him by using the Yiddish expression of Hale to the Leader coupled by the salute.

Friday February 25, 2011

I am demanding an answer of all of those religious fanatics out there. This includes

Former President George Bush who claimed that his role model philosopher was "Jesus";

My middle school friend Carolyn Cuello Smith who claims to be a "believer";

My high school friend Sarah Latimer who claims to be a very religious Christian; and

All those who want to overrule the Constitutional Amendment which separates church-and-State.

Where were they when...

A married man with AIDS and a $10,000,000 debt wanted to do me a favor and sign his name to my manuscripts so he could have one erection with me

????????????

Although the married man with AIDS was not Donald Trump, Sarah Latimer sided with him when he claimed that "Adultery is no sin"; the Bush family had nothing to say except solicit another donation to the Republican Party; and the religious "believers" were silent.

Monday February 28, 2011

As to the urological damage incurred by all sex partners of Linda St. Pierre after she poisoned my inhaler and tamponed the substance into her, the German scientists need more information.

THE LAW FIRM

When they cleaned-out her desk, did they find the pharmaceutical she used to neutralize the vaginal stench? The scientific theory is that this may be used for reversal of urological damage.

THE SEX PARTNERS

Did the vaginal stench occur before, after or during intercourse?

Was the intercourse painful?

Has there been any urological discoloration?

I hope no one considers it offensive if the German scientists use the badge numbers, rather than names, of the partners. This practice should not be considered depersonalized specimen numbers as was/is used by the Orthodox Jews of Concentration/Settlement Camps. The fact that she burned-out her uterus Auschwitz-style is a non-scientific issue. Wicca is practiced universally.

Wednesday March 02, 2011

The statistics are that the public sector added 217,000 jobs.

I believe that is directly connected to the 2% decline in Social Security tax.

That decline must have occurred because the United States Government stopped providing the Orthodox Jewish Settlement Camps with Food Stamps.

I wonder where this will all end.

Thursday March 03, 2011

Prince William finally found a female who is exactly like his mother. His bride is Kate Middleton. On Saturday at 7:00 am Eastern Standard Time, and noon in England, she will deliver a live, international speech explaining how she will manage the Princess Diana Memorial Fund. I believe the estimated value is still $1,000,000,000.

Please contact the British Embassy or British Consulate General and explain your favorite causes, while bearing in mind Princess Diana's priorities.

The speech will be broadcast on NBC National News, as well as the BBC Network.

Saturday March 12, 2011

My mistake.

Kate Middleton's speech will be on Saturday March 12th, same time and same networks.

This means we have an extra week to pay tribute to Princess Dianna.

Thursday March 10, 2011

Kate Middleton's professors of her alma mater, Oxford University, have completed proofreading her speech and have made a few intellectual contributions concerning the sociological issues of homelessness. All students, faculty and administrators will be briefed on Friday. They are the only ones, besides Prince William, who will have any advanced knowledge of its content. Buckingham Palace promises that it will be extraordinary.

Saturday March 12

7 am Eastern Standard Time, live on NBC News.

Noon British time, live on BBC.

Friday March 11, 2011

Today, the Archbishop of Canterbury is proofreading the speech, reminding both the bride and groom that they are not just world leaders, but role models of the Anglican Church. Fidelity is, of course, of primary importance particularly since such disloyalties can no longer be secretive, as during the Victorian Age. Adultery is definitely adequate grounds to eventually deny the couple the status of King and Queen.

Saturday March 12

7 am Eastern Standard Time, live on NBC News.

Noon British time, live on BBC.

Saturday March 12, 2011

The delay is being caused by the fact that the Royal Family cannot find the one billion dollar account. Perhaps Princess Dianna's sister might know something? She was/is on the board of trustees. During the royal divorce, she sided with Prince Charles because she thought she picked a winner.

$1,000,000,000----------poof!

Saturday March 18, 2011

I never said that the German scientists conducted their visual urological analyses on uniformed Coventry Police Officers. The Germans have very sophisticated spying techniques which they used to follow these people to their homes. These physicians did nothing wrong since Sergeant Ochtera and Lieutenant Solenski decreed that it is acceptable for one of the world's most notorious and effective COP-killers (i.e., the man known to the world as Ayman al-Zawarhi, second in command to al-Qaeda, and known in the New York phone book as Jeffrey Suarez), to stalk me.

I want the Coventry Town Manager to admit:

1. On the night of March 15, 2008, attorney Linda St. Pierre broke into my home and loaded a bottle of my Pepsi with a Biblical weapon of Wicca, ricen;

2. After such event, though and including the night of March 16th, she waited with the police officers of the Town of Coventry for my dying 9-1-1 phone call ;

3. She waited in the non-public area of the barracks, an area only accessible to professional lawyers, not hookers;

4. During their long wait, they forgot that this rivalry has been a standard event between Germany and France for many centuries;

4. To relieve their boredom, upon the bed in the miniature prison, an orgy occurred during which she sexually transmitted the biochemical weapon to all partners;

and

5. Most, if not all, of these Police Officers now have prostate cancer, although they may not know it.

There is a wealth of scientific data in their pathologies. We need to understand as much as is possible of this event.

I would like to ask of all interested scientists, including those in need of an excellent thesis subject, to direct their questions to the Town Manager:

JElsesser@coventryct.org

Please use badge numbers as specimen numbers.

Friday March 25, 2011

Dear Stupid Employer;

How much money have you lost to the stupid games?

I know you are forfeiting contracts for the purpose of taking work away from me.

Are you so dumb as to believe that the Hitlers will reimburse you?

You remind me of the managers of Lord & Taylor who thought that Monica Christiansen had a lot of money to give away to people.

We will have to establish the Museum of the Punishably Dumb and devote an exhibit exclusively to you.

Sunday March 27, 2011

I have a special request to make of the magazine companies.

As you know, I work for a company which merchandises such; Baker & Taylor. And, as you also know, I am assigned two Michael's Crafts stores.

In both of these stores, I have been given much creative freedom to perform such tasks without the assigned planograms. One store, especially, has let me apply all of my Lord & Taylor skills bestowed upon me by manager Filomena Serra. (To be fair, managers Dina Sturtevant and Kathy McTigue also taught me a few things.) Because of all this, my return rate is very low. My statistics are very important to me, and I also appreciate saving my energy and expendable time on the other facet of the projects; books.

My statistics recently descended because of magazines which are not selling. These feature Prince William and Kate Middleton on the cover. If you research your sales statistics, I am certain you will verify this. And your statistics are more important than mine. I am paid by the hour, you receive dividends based on profits.

Please STOP featuring this couple on the cover.

Saturday April 02, 2011

I have been working on a revised version of the script.

Next week I intend to submit this to Dorrrance Publishing, attention Mara Addison.

Tuesday April 05, 2011

I would like Prince William to explain why he dug-up his mother's grave, opened the casket, and removed her engagement ring.

Wednesday April 06, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTKx2f44tDo

Thursday April 07, 2011

Yesterday and today I visited my Michael's Crafts stores. In one, I changed the children's flex space as per the most recent shipments, and my supervisor's suggestion.

For the other store, I had to assure the florist that she no longer has to tie my shoe-laces for me after my ankle throbs uncontrollably. Since January, the pain has slowly diminished. I now rarely use the analgesic cream.

I had an emergency appointment with the doctor two days ago. He changed my asthma medication from the inhaler to the Prednisone pill. Furthermore, he suggested that my lower leg symptoms may be of a blood clot, although he doubted this. I think the benign tumor at the base of my spine (i.e., hogwort) is the point-of-coagulation.

This tumor is slowly shrinking. I have been using the Victoria's Secret, Strawberries and Champaign Cream. It is not surprising, as I have learned these past few years, because beauty and health are interchangeable concepts.

Sunday April 20, 2011

I have been working on a revised version of the script.

Next week I intend to submit this to Dorrrance Publishing, attention Mara Addison.