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Sunday January 01, 2006

This year begin at my neighbors house.  Debbie Arnold, my landscaper, invited me to join a family gathering where I learned to play poker.  We toasted to her parents beginning their own real estate business.  And I walked home upon my freshly plowed driveway, a party favor.

Monday January 02, 2006

Mrs. Anthrax and Dr. Germ were recently released from a United States military prison.  Their first priority is to plan another attack against me.

I can't wait to once again prove the inferior quality of their brains.

Tuesday January 03, 2006

I added one more herb to the list.

New Year's Resolution

Prosecute all those who cost me more than $5,000.

Thursday January 05, 2006

Today everyone is in a state of shock after I graduated from a cat to a Master MOuSe.

I have been attending secretarial school.  I normally would not invest $3,000 in tuition and exam fees for one semester, except for the fact that as we are entering 2006, we are still using Microsoft Office 2003.  I believe this field of study has stabilized.  My advisor characterized my philosophy by saying, "You think it is meat-and-potatoes."

The instructors of this school are all excellent.  I wish my whole scholastic career had been on such level.  I began in September of 2005 by taking Quickbooks, not a Microsoft product but, nonetheless, in high demand.  It was a one-day/eight-hour class for $250.  After I completed it I asked the placement officer if I there was anything available to me.  She explained that I needed a complete package: Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook and Access 2003.

My advisor wanted me to sign-up for a six-month/unlimited-course package for $1,300.  I originally believed this was all a sales pitch and that I would find something on Monster or Career Builder with Quickbooks and my knowledge of Word.

I didn't.

As I was searching, my advisor insisted I take Word 2003, Level 2.  I insisted that after I owned my own computer for three years I knew the program.  Nonetheless, I paid the $250. for another one-day/eight-hour class.

I knew nothing.

He convinced me to take Level 3.  And he could still not convince me to pay the $1,300 for six-months, unlimited.

I took my first exam.  I still had not learned my lesson about how little I knew.  I started with Word 2003 Expert. 

I failed miserably.

I then took Word 2003 Proficient.

I failed, although not as miserably.

The failures were primarily because of my knowledge deficiencies, but there were a few other issues.

The individual who taught the class, and that who prepared the exam, are not the same.

A few minor changes of the layout of Office 2003 occurred in the past three years--I can't look for things in a 50-minute exam.

I acquired take-home materials on e-Bay for $59.  I repeated-and-repeated each lesson until I first had it memorized, and then understood.  I failed Word Proficient one more time, and then I proceeded to pass both Word exams, as well as Power Point on the first attempt without taking any classes.

I took the class of Excel 2003, Level 2, bypassing Level 1 because the study material from e-Bay was so extraordinary.  And then I passed Excel Proficient on the first try.

Now could they place me in a job?

No, I must be a complete Microsoft Office Specialist, not a half-package.

I acquired Professor Teaches Office 2003--another excellent home tutorial.  And it was only $15 on clearance.  I could have had the newer version for $30, but I decided that the improvement of the pretty packaging would not boost my scores.  I proceeded to pass Outlook 2003 without taking any classes.  (The e-Bay material did not cover this.)

Then something happened.

I was admiring the certificates on the wall of all the instructors.  One was a Master Microsoft status.  I researched this concept and learned it would require the following:

Word 2003 Expert (I completed that.)

Excel 2003 Expert (I completed Proficient.)

PowerPoint Proficient (I completed that & there is no Expert level.)

***and either***

Access 2003 Proficient (There is no Expert level.)

Outlook 2003 Proficient (I completed that & there is no Expert level.)

I had to have the status of Master.  And what was left was Excel Expert and Access. When I originally took the former, I failed so badly I was certain my enemies switched 2003 for an earlier version.  I now understand they didn't, there was just so much material which was unfamiliar to me.

I failed Access three-times, and then decided to take the Level 2 class.  It is a two-day/16-hour course for $500.  And it was my last class.

Quickbooks 2004 (September + free repeat in December)

Word Levels 2 & 3

Excel Level 2

Access Level 2--two days

Yesterday was my fifth attempt to pass Access, and my fourth attempt to pass Excel Expert.  In total, I took 18 exams.  The fee for each was $70.  But I only paid for 17 as just before Christmas, I was given one for free by the school.  For that I passed Outlook.

I passed everything.

Friday January 06, 2006

New York State should start preparing for the fact that they will soon have to find new home(s) for the two sons of Ayman al-Zawahiri.  Considering the fact that they are potential witnesses, I would recommend a family which includes at least one attorney.

Saturday January 07, 2005

This is the way it went with the exams.

*e-Bay store.

**Professor Teaches Office 2003 software.

Before I left New York, a friend of mine on welfare explained to me there is a program sponsored by the Department of Social Services in which Excel and Quickbooks are taught.  I wished I was on welfare so I could take this class.

For my first class in September, I was seated next to a woman with whom I lunched.  She explained to me she lives in Massachusetts and is on unemployment insurance.  It was the Department of Labor which was paying the school her tuition of $1,300.

It took me a few months to realize it, but I finally found the program.  And it isn't just for welfare recipients.

After my mother worked for this government agency for 13 years, I thought that was great.  You can't tell this woman to go find another job in a world in which her field of study is changing so rapidly (i.e., only three years after meat-and-potatoes was established).  She is intelligent and hard-working, and you can tell her she is worthwhile of an investment of taxpayer dollars.

But I don't believe the exam-fees are sponsored.

Maybe that would be too much for the taxpayer.  But without the certifications, I can't imagine how this should be explained on the transcript.  And it was the exams which really forced me to learn everything.

Sunday January 08, 2006

Dear Donald Trump;

If I lived in California as Kelly lived in Massachusetts, then she performed the e-Bay refund in the evening, not in the afternoon.

--------------------------------------------

Dear e-Bay

You may have noticed that for the past six months every item I purchase on your website is only delivered after I file a complaint.  And any refund I demand is only issued after I leave negative feedback.  One e-Bayer begged me for mutual withdrawal.  I told her I would do so if she gave me the name of the person who contacted her and asked of her to participate in the harassment con-joined with the e-Bay identity theft.  She insisted no-one contacted her but could not explain why she promised to mail my purchase on Saturday morning, and never did.  She insisted she performed the refund in the morning and that we are in different time zones.  I informed her that I knew she lived in Massachusetts--my neighboring state.  She retracted, insisting she mis-remembered my state as California.  But that doesn't make any sense either.  Such mathematics makes perfect sense to a simple-mind such as Donald Trump, but not to those of us who went to colleges of the City University of New York.

What is your policy for such people?

Monday January 09, 2006

More shocking news...

On Wednesday I took the car to the mechanics' for a $20 repair to replace a bolt by the tire.  Then the car made a funny noise during extreme left turns.  I went back to the mechanics' this morning.  It was the nut which deteriorated.  They drove me home as they thought of an innovative remedy.  They applied a blow-torch, then called the fire department.

No more car.

Tuesday January 10, 2006

I have emerged from my state of shock in that I am no longer stuttering.  Perhaps I shouldn't be surprised.  A few months ago I did a small amount of shopping at the Ford dealership three miles from me.  I told the salesman my purchase is a few years away.  I did the same thing in 1992 in that I reviewed what Volkswagen had available explaining my purchase was a few years away.  A few months later the radiator on my old Toyota collapsed.

So I must have felt something.

In 1992 I disposed of both my old car and my mother's Ford Granada.  I arrived at the dealership knowing I could afford the Fox, but desperately wanted a Jetta.  There was a sign in their window advertising their Jetta for the price of a Fox.

I test-drove it with a sun-roof.  I could feel a small, but positive, affect on my asthma in that I was not breathing fumes.  I told him I wanted to drive one out of the lot.  He liked that idea, especially since the purpose of their sale was to clean-it-out.  The dealer then asked me what color I wanted.  I explained my favorite color is magenta.  He answered he just sold his last one that morning.  He said he only had standard red, black and white colors.  We went out into the lot. He pointed-out the standard shifts with sun-roofs.  Then he said the color white is $180 cheaper.  I took that one.  (I did not notice the color of the interior until one week after I owned it.  It was black, grey and white.  I could not have made a better selection.  It always looked clean.)   He gave me the air conditioning, am/fm stereo and sun-roof in exchange for my Toyota.   The lease required no down-payment, $210/month including sales tax for 48 months with a $5,000 purchase-option.  The car property tax was built into the house property tax as the county worked on the premise that everyone owns a car.

The Jetta had passive restraint seatbelts--a major insurance discount.  And I was no longer paying for the maintenance issues of two cars.  After all the financial issues, I found myself saving $10/month.  But I decided there was no savings because the rent-a-car service would become my second car.  I never needed it.

The first year I had the car was the worst.  I was constantly back at the dealership for something which fell under the warrantee.  During the second and third years there was no trouble.  And then I crossed 30,000 miles.  It has been approximately $1,000/year in repairs and routine issues.

Yesterday, my early morning fire-shock quickly replaced itself with late-day sticker-shock.

The cheapest car in terms of insurance, down-payment and monthly payments is the Ford Focus.  I test-drove it yesterday.  It has traction control.  I need that.  I especially needed it when my arms were too weak to adequately grip the steering-wheel in 65 mile-per-hour truck-traffic.  I should bring it home tonight.  I paid $500, and for the next 38 months I will be paying $318/month including $18 sales and $18 property taxes.  I have to reinstate collision and comprehensive insurance--an additional $500/year.

My school has to find me a well-paying job.

Thursday January 12, 2006

On Tuesday I brought home my new car.  It is from the lot, and was brought to me by the seller on Monday.  I liked the idea of buying the car I test-drove.  It has a sun-roof, standard shift, and is the color of dark grey to match the house.  We would not want any color-clashes in the driveway.

On Monday I also test-drove a Nissan Sentra.  It was a few dollars-per-month cheaper.  I didn't know what to do because foreign cars typically retain more of their purchase value.  So I talked it over with my father.  He suggested the Honda Civic.  During the conversation I had the idea of asking my insurance agent for advise.  His collision quotes directed me to the Honda Civic first, then the Ford Focus.  So I called Honda.  They wanted a large deposit.  Whatever my financial situation, I am not giving a large amount of money for a surprise package.

I have one small criticism for Ford:  such payment schedule includes the property taxes (whereas Nissan's does not).  But in our lease agreement, there is no entry specifying this.  However, there is an entry specifying the sales tax.  I had the sales representatives print-out from the computer an assurance that it is included in the monthly bill and henceforth, I will not be receiving a bill from the Town.  However, what if I do receive a bill?  I would like something more concrete.

six months later

Thursday July 13, 2006

In sum

I found Monica Christiensen on the FBI Most Wanted website. (Don't be fooled by the facial hair.)

Her terrorist friends took control of the Town Board

(including the mastermind of the bombing of the USS Cole).

I am still negotiating my career with The New York Times.

My weight loss has not yet begun.

My estrogen dropped again as another aspect of the system released the virus.

This time the estrogen did not drop in the middle of the month, rather the end.

Henceforth, my immune system weakened and I picked-up a sinus infection.

I am working for several different employers.

When they tried to have me fired again, they decided it was too much trouble.

And I uncovered more interesting information on my Grandmother's family history.

Elizabeth Vargus was fired as anchor of the ABC Evening News as she was about to just follow Pooh orders.

Charles Gibson was her replacement.

Yesterday, the anchor was Kate Snow.

Today it is Terry Moran.

Kate and Terry will, hopefully, be fired, after a paternity test is performed on Kate's baby.

This is one of the articles I wrote for The New York Times.

East Meets East

by Vivian Lehman

          He is one of the most popular Islamic prophets, and can be found illuminating the halls of the East Side.   At the age of 500 years, his nudity is accompanied by a carp, colorful angel, and garden variety of plants as he arrives in Iraq.

          He is the Koranic Jonah.  The Iranian artifact is exhibited at the Metropolitan Museum of Art (MMA) located on Fifth Avenue and 82^nd Street in Manhattan, New York.  This is a painting which dates back to the late 14^th – early 15^th centuries.  According to the Bible, his post-nautical arrival was at Nineveh.

          This ancient city is positioned on the Tigris River.  It was most powerful between the 8^th and 7^th centuries B.C when it was the capital of the Assyrian Empire.

          Today its population consists of Sunni Arabs, Assyrian Christians, as well as Yezidi and Sunni Kurds.  It is now the oil processing center of Mosul.  In 1918, Mosul became part of the British Mandate of Iraq, validated in 1926 by the League of Nations’ Treaty of Lausanne between Great Britain, Iraq and Turkey.

          The MMA is home to many works of many different forms of art.  From pottery to parchment, Egypt, India, Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, Syria, and Turkey are all represented.

          This geographic confluence can also be found on www.fbi.gov in an exhibit on Most Wanted Terrorists and Seeking Terrorism Info.

          In the Seeking Terrorism Info exhibit, Abu Mus'ab Al-Zarqawi (right) can be found: “sought in connection with numerous terrorist attacks and continuing terrorist threats in Iraq.”

          He was convicted in absentia for “his role in the murder of a United States diplomat and for a bombing attack on the Jordanian Embassy in Baghdad, Iraq.”

          Such prosecution was achieved by the Jordanian governmental counterpart to the United States attorney general, Alberto Gonzales (left).

          Saudi Arabia is also represented in the FBI’s exhibit, Most Wanted Terrorists.  “Conspiracy to use weapons of mass destruction against U.S. Nationals” is among the many

charges against Abdelkarim Hussein Mohamed Al-Nasser (right).  He has been indicted in the Eastern District of

Virginia for the June 25, 1996 bombing of the Khobar Towers military housing complex in Dhahran, of this Middle Eastern Kingdom.

          This terrorist act occurred almost exactly five years after Vice President Richard Cheney (left) was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President George Bush Senior.  This honor was for his leadership in the Gulf War as his Defense Secretary.  In 1996, Cheney did not have a governmental role.

          Indonesia is also represented in both FBI exhibits.  Info is being sought on Noordin Mohammad Top (right) who is “reportedly an officer, recruiter, bomb-maker, and trainer for the Jemaah Islamiah (JI) group that was involved in the bombings of a Bali nightclub, a Jakarta hotel, and the Australian Embassy in Indonesia between 2002 and 2004.”

          In simpler terms, this is a housing issue.  It of particular concern to Department of Housing & Urban Development (HUD) Secretary Alphonso Jackson (left).

          As the Philippines, Saudi Arabia, and Malaysia can all be found under one roof at the MMA, it can also be found under one profile in the Most Wanted Terrorists exhibit, Isnilon Totoni Hapilon (right).  He graduated from the University of the Philippines School of Engineering, and possibly travels to Saudi Arabia and Malaysia.

            Travel is a high priority issue to the first Asian Pacific American to serve in the cabinet; Norman Mineta (left), Secretary of Transportation.  This terrorist is of his concern.

          Terrorists always need money to perform their services.  They can do two things:  get a job or find unprotected money.  One man is protecting this facet of the United States economy thereby limiting their options.  He is Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez.  His concern is with the activities of Abdul Rahman Yasin, among others.  Abdul is also part of the FBI Most Wanted Exhibit for his alleged involvement in the bombing of the World Trade Center in 1993.

Carlos Gutierrez Commerce Secretary	Abdul Rahman Yasin  Most Wanted Terrorist

          One past display item of the FBI Most Wanted Terrorists, is a baby-faced male named Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani (right).  This individual was indicted in the Southern District of New York, on December 16, 1998, for his alleged involvement in the August 7, 1998, bombings of the United States Embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and Nairobi, Kenya.

          This was before Condoleezza Rice (left) was appointed National Security Advisor to President George Bush.  She has stated many times, “The President has never taken any options off of the table.”

          One such option is the consumption of any of these sought-after people into the belly of the United States Justice System.  It is like the childhood story Pinocchio, about an ocean adventure, the dark stomach of a big fish, and a very distinctive nose.

Targets

Military; Select any socialist nation which has or had troops stationed in Iraq.  What are/were their activities and accomplishments?  What is their fatality rate in proportion to their troop size?  Compare such to that of the United States.

Geology;  What is the significance of the Tigris River and city of Mosul?

Anthropology; Who are the Kurds?

Labor; Write a letter to George Bush’s Secretary of this Department and ask for a press conference answering to the issue of your job prospects upon graduation from high school and/or college.

International; Write a letter to the wife of President Hu of the People's Republic of China and ask about job prospects for your counterparts.

Adopted company; What is its relationship with either of these women?

Economy; Where does the money for socialism come from?  Worldwide, which nations practice this form of government?

History; How was the city of Nineveh operative in the trade unification between East and West?

Politics; How did World War I affect the expansion of the British Empire in Iraq?  What happened after WWII?

Law; What is the difference between an indicted person and that who is wanted for questioning?

Beanstalk Targets

Language-of-choice; Read first page of Pinocchio. 

Geology; Where did Pinocchio go?

History;   Who wrote the story of Pinocchio?  When?

Show-and-tell;  Find map of any age of the Middle East and select any country.

Education; Write a letter to George Bush’s Secretary of this Department and ask for a press conference answering to the issue of where the monies are going.

International; Write a letter to the wife of the Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin and ask where their education monies are coming from.

Adopted company; What is its relationship with either of these women?

All Targets

Riddle;  Why is it that the only September 11^th assailants stopped before or during their acts were directing their aeronautic ammunition toward the White House?

Debate; Should Most Wanted Terrorists receive the death penalty after conviction?

Legal;  What is the difference between someone indicted and convicted of a crime?  Does the presumption of innocence apply to both?

Congressional;  Ask your representatives if they interviewed and then voted to confirm the current labor and education secretaries.

Public speaking;  Research any convicted drug addict. Where did the money to finance such practice come from?

What would your allowance and college funds be if your parents didn’t have to finance drug addiction in other families?

Peanut Targets

 The tiger went for a swim in the Tigris River.  But can tigers swim, and is this where they live?

_________ Days Till Christmas

Are any of the terrorists Christians?

Friday July 14, 2006

This is what happened.

In January my file-transfer-protocol was disabled.  I don't know by whom, but I think I can guess.  FTP is the system which connects my computer to my website.  While such system was reporting to me that transmition did occur, it actually did not.

A few months ago I noticed a problem with my computer's ability to re-start.  I did a system re-store.  This, of course, erased the presence of such program.  Yesterday I finally decided to download it again, and see what would happen.  To my surprise, it worked!

I quickly sent as much information as I could, in as little time as was necessary.  I will now patiently take the time to fill-in some details.

If you will recall, Monica Christiensen was my second department manager at Lord & Taylor.  My first was Filomena Serra.  When I began working there in 1998, al-Qaeda was in a frenzy because I was surviving their biochemical weapon.  In November of such year, Monica was sent in, the great-niece of Adolph Hitler.  She was quickly made the manager of the Children's Department.  But she was not entered into payroll until December 21st, the day Joseph and Mary were rejected by the inn as per the "missing" Hebraic version of Matthew's Gospel.

The executives of Lord & Taylor all recognized Monica as the personification of power, wealth, and early retirement.

Sometime in December of 1998, Monica entered Filomena's stockroom/office, and poisoned my asthma inhaler as it was positioned in my bag, behind the desk.  This was caught on video camera.  Kathy McTigue, the general manager, summoned Monica into her office and explained the situation.  Monica promised her $30,000 upon my demise.  Everyone waited for me to die.

Filomena, who never had a cold, became very sick, as did I.  I called it "The Monster".  For weeks after Christmas she complained that she could not shed it, as did I.

In the Fall of 1999, I battled lung and uterine cancer, as well as a lung infection.  The moment of great cash flow was upon them, and Kathy signed a contract to have her kitchen remodeled.

The day after Thanksgiving, the Solaray Dandelion Root and tea-kettled-Amoxicillin prevailed and I was declared healthy.  Filomena suddenly received the promotion and transfer she yearned for, and Monica became our manager.

Something was wrong with this woman, although I could not ascertain what it was.  Maybe it was the way she was looking at me?

Tempers exploded.  And during my one week paid suspension, Kathy and I conferenced.  She told me to stop making allegations that Monica poisoned my asthma inhaler.

But until that moment, I never made any such allegation. The thought never occurred to me.  But Kathy's comment never stopped haunting me.

I still didn't die, and Kathy's remodel was completed.  A children's fashion show for the employees occurred.  Even though it was Monica's day off, she arrived early in her casual clothes.  She probably poisoned the food, thereby experimenting with a new biochemical weapon.  I don't believe Kathy's daughter is alive.  I recently asked the FBI to take inventory of all participants.

I did not eat that food because something did not smell right about it.  It was our typical Saturday morning bagels, cream cheese, and butter.  I usually enjoyed myself, not this time.

Eventually I was fired.

A few weeks ago, I was doing my routine check of the FBI website.  As I predicted a long time ago, Monica's picture did finally find its way there.  If you turn to the Seeking Information page, and look to the bottom, you will find a hyperlink; February 2002 Seeking Information Alert .  On the upper left you will see the picture of Fawaz Yahya Al-Rabeei.  Unquestionably, this is Monica.  She was one of those who, earlier this year, tunneled her way out of a Yemeni prison.

I had a hard time explaining to the FBI duty agent that this is a female.  The person was certain that a beard and mustache is always masculine.  The FBI sent me a subliminal message that they needed evidence.

Not knowing what else to do, I called my father.  Talking it out with him always helps.  He suggested driving around with a camera in the car.  This inspired my idea that the spy satellites should focus in on the home of Elizabeth Wolf, and see if she is in there.

A few days ago, at 2 a.m., I was suddenly jolted awake by a massive coughing frenzy.  I controlled it with over-the-counter asthma inhaler, and then went for a hot bath.  As I was washing my hair, the front doorbell rang.  I could hear footsteps on the front deck.  I decided to calmly finish what I was doing and then call the police.  Fortunately, I keep my bathroom window always open.  I could hear my neighbors talking.  Police officers have a distinctive tone to their speech.  I could tell that one person was a female officer.

I called the non-emergency number explaining why I missed her visit.  The dispatcher explained that they smelled a campfire.  The officer was sent back to my house.  She explained that as she was driving by my home with her window rolled-down, she smelled fire and saw intense smoke.  I observed neither, and wondered why she felt the need to do so much elaborate explaining.

A fire-fighter arrived, and he checked the house thoroughly.

I believe Monica planted a biochemical weapon outside of my window.

If you have been watching the news about the first kidnapped Israeli soldier, you may have noticed a bearded and mustached man sitting in a living room explaining the demands of Hezbola.  I believe that too, was Monica.  She has several names, as do her cohorts.  You may think that is bad news, because it makes tracking difficult.  I think it is great news because it means that only a few people worldwide have been making all of this trouble.

World peace may be closer than you think.

And then there has been one more Monica-peculiarity.

The person on the left is a former Los Alamos scientist, Wen Ho Lee.  According to Charter News, June 02, 2006,

"the former nuclear weapons scientist once suspected of being a spy, settled his privacy lawsuit Friday and will receive $1.6 million from the government and five news organizations in a case that turned into a fight over reporters' confidential sources.

...

"Lee will receive $895,000 from the government for legal fees and associated taxes in the 6 1/2-year-old lawsuit in which he accused the Energy and Justice departments of violating his privacy rights by leaking information that he was under investigation as a spy for China.

...

"The companies said they agreed to the sum to forestall jail sentences for their reporters, even larger payments in the form of fines and the prospect of revealing confidential sources. The companies and their reporters were not defendants in the privacy lawsuit

....

"The statement noted that the accuracy of the reporting itself was not challenged.

"The government agencies did not admit that they had violated Lee's privacy rights.

...

"Lee was fired from his job at the Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico, but he was never charged with espionage. He was held in solitary confinement for nine months, then released in 2000 after pleading guilty to mishandling computer files. A judge apologized for Lee's treatment."

 

I believe the women next to him is his daughter.  They have the same smile and other facial features.  She worked at Lord & Taylor on the same floor as Monica, albeit different departments.  While Monica was managing Children's, she was a sales associate of Infants, I think.

I believe, with 90% certainty, her name is Emily Pritchard.  I would not remember her except for the fact that I had one nasty encounter with her.

For some mysterious reason, she was sent to my department to help with a big sale.  I began talking to her, introducing myself, explaining the two other telephone extension numbers of the department if she needs help.  It was what I explained to every visiting associate.  She made no eye-contact and was disinterested.  So I stopped myself.

The wild frenzy of the sale began.  I left her behind the counter as I went to begin on the mountain of clothes about to form in the fitting room.  When I emerged with a large pile in my arms, there were customers in front of the counter.  She was no longer behind the counter but rather behind them on the floor.  I could see her, but they could not.  She was finally making eye contact with me.  With a very obnoxious smile she was pointing to the customers indicating that I should take care of them.  I began to perform the transaction.  She went over to the sweater section, threw one such object around, and then left me.

A few hours later, Monica's divisional manager, Dina Sturtevant, appeared to help us with the fitting room explosions.  I told her, "Someone has to have a little talk with her about those registers."

"But that's impossible because of her productivity ratings."

We each repeated ourselves a few more times.

I suspect that when I was out of her sight, she telephoned human resources and asked for the statistic, which was zero.

Emily later reappeared and I saw Dina having a talk with her.

A few months later I was working with Dina on the floor and she observed me cleaning-out the fitting room by taking only a few items at a time.  She wondered about that.  I didn't quite know how to explain it to her.  Here is her explanation.  But nonetheless, I found such technique more efficient.  It is something which she could not understand because she is one foot taller than myself.

When I read the charges against Lee, and thought about her obnoxious smile, it made sense to me.  As to the financial settlement, he found a way to legally extort money from the system.

My guess is that his daughter was always told not to talk to Americans because she had too many secrets.

As to my grandmother...

If you will recall, for her dissertation, she interpreted the sculptures of Barlach with the psychology of Jung.  I found on e-bay an original Barlach sketch with his signature.  His handwriting was nearly identical to mine.  When I have spending money again, the following will go upon the staircase with the three Helena Barlach watercolor landscapes.  Note the dates of death of Ernst and my grandmother.  And remember the fact that my grandmother always explained that while she was one of six children, they "were really seven."  She claimed to be referring to a deceased older sibling.

Helena Casper Barlach* ? - 1938 Watercolor Landscape Artist Daughter of Marie Friedlander Casper Gave one painting to one of her daughters, Margaret, another to Margaret’s husband, Dr. Ernst Leopold Lehman, a third (garden style)  was purchased by Margaret to finance Helena’s last days, others were later temporarily exhibited at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York City.  As Helena was dying of stomach cancer, none of her children invited her into their homes in fear of association with the investigation.  It was the purchased work which Margaret kept beside her until her death on October 24, 1990. *photo from descendant’s collection, Margaret’s only child’s only daughter.	Memorial Museum** of Ernst Barlach located in Heidberg, of Saxony, of Prussia, of Germany. **postcard from museum.	Ernst Barlach*** January 2, 1871-October 24, 1938 Sculptor/Sketch Artist Birthplace; Wedel an der Niederelbe Son of Johanna Luise Barlach & Dr. Georg Barlach There were several women in his life: his wife, Helena; maid, Anna; and Rosa Schwab.  He had 4 daughters with his betrothed, 2 sons with the servant, and 1 son with his companion.  He spent a lifetime of moving from town-to-town within Prussia evading investigators. In 1906 he was in Russia as his daughter Margaret was with her maternal grandparents in Friedland, Prussia.  Ernst’s last days were with Helena, caring for her until she succumb of cancer, before his final sentencing by the Gestapo for smuggling biochemical weapons illegalized by the League of Nations. ***photo from Wikipedia.

What is your opinion?
Hezbollah's leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah	Fawaz Yahya Al-Rabeei

I think Governor Jodi Rell has the authority to summon Town officials for questioning.

On a related subject...

I have also been researching the Iranian Government.  I came across Mostafa Moeen.  This photo is from his web-blog.  I hope he doesn't mind if I borrow it.  According to Wikipedia,

"Mostafa Moeen, M.D. (مصطفی معین; born April 1, 1951), also spelled Moin, is an Iranian politician and professor of Pediatrics, and an Advisor to the former President Mohammad Khatami. He was a presidential candidate for the 2005 Iranian presidential election. His campaign enjoyed the support of some reformist parties and organizations, headed by the Islamic Iran Participation Front (IIPF)."

 

 

 

Perhaps you might recall that after 30 graduate credits, I had to leave The Graduate School of the City University of New York because Prof. Warren Kinzey, as per the request of Prof. Eric Delson, gave me a C-.  In graduate school, B is a passing grade.

This man is Warren Kinzey.  He was not associated with the American Museum of Natural History.  He was an associate of the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C.

If he minds my borrowing this, he can file a law suit using the name Mostafa Moeen.  This will give me the perfect opportunity to cross examine him.

Or he can use the name Warren Kinzey.  He can then explain to the court why he died in 1994, and returned to sue me.

Saturday July 15, 2006

I would like to recommend that the military restrict Bush Administration access to information on all troop movements.

I would like to know if this could stop the roadside bombings and other forms of violence against our soldiers.

And I would like to TARGET an analysis of all such victims.  Is there a pattern?

Evening of July 15, 2006

Dear Pentagon;

I have received your subliminal message responding to my above-request.  With a special thank you to Dan Harris for nicely relaying it, I am delighted to have you as an Aquatic Ape associate.

I understand that you provide the information to the Department of State, and Condi-de-Pooh-Pee gives the orders.

That may be a TARGET-ing problem.

My recommendation is to ignore her orders.  If she doesn't like it, you can pull your Fupi- (i.e., Ghailani-) Card.

She has purposefully placed herself in a vulnerable position.  I believe we should give her exactly what she wants.

********************

Dear Senate and House of Representatives;

Please assure the Pentagon of your support.

***********

Dear President Pooh;

If I am wrong, you should welcome this experiment to prove yourself.

And if I am wrong, I will apologize.  And you don't have to ever let me hear the end of it.

 

Sunday July 16, 2006

The Town Board of Coventry, Connecticut:

The female with the very long, brown hair is Julie Blanchard, the wife of Stephen Blanchard who is the son of Robert Blanchard of the real estate agency of ERA Blanchard & Rossetto.  This is the agency which was the seller of my nice, new home.  Julie's candidacy platform was that the Town needs a swimming pool so her husband can sell more houses.

The woman on the left with the roses on her sweater, I believe, was an incumbent and henceforth, NOT not involved with the terrorism.  The male behind her is the person I endorsed.

On the Board of Education, for which there is no available photo, is a woman named Cheryl Trudon.  She is also an associate of this real estate agency.

I didn't mention this before because I was concerned about one of the associates of the agency, Peggy Gregan.  This is Eric's mother.  Mr. Rossetto is his step-father.  But they have encouraged me to blow-the-whistle.  I am giving the Blanchard family one stern warning about retribution.

When I studied this photo a few months ago, I began to wonder if Elizabeth Woolf is Monica's mother.  There is a resemblance in height, figure, and legs.  Perhaps there is also something about her personality which is so familiar?  But I had to be certain.

I went to a town meeting with print-outs of the FBI pages, as well as the BBC article about the Jordanian would-be-suicide-bomber.  I sat in front and studied faces.  I was left with no question in my mind about the resemblances.

But was this Monica's mother?

This Town recently built its first police station.  (The monies to finance this were not from hikes in property taxes.  The Town Manager explained how he found a surplus in one of the accounts.)  Early this month it was opened.  I decided to go to the dedication ceremony.  I felt that Monica would be there.

I didn't see her.  But I did see, without any family, Elizabeth Woolf.

Eventually a little boy stood next to her.  Someone asked her who he is.  She answered, "My grandson."  I don't know who drove him there.  I will guess Monica, who was promptly informed of my presence, and then ran.

In the year of 2000, Monica became pregnant.

This boy has blond hair and very light skin, like Eric Christiensen.

I looked intensely at him.  Were these Monica's facial features?

Yes.

We were all invited into the new police station for lunch.  I observed the building has both a training and conference room.  Later that day I informed the FBI of this, explaining they do not need both, and that this is an ideal location for a satellite office.

But before I wrote that e-mail, two more things happened.

First...

I found the town manager in front of the building.  As much as I liked him, I decided to vent some anger.  Was this Town prepared for an al-Qaeda attack?

I asked him, "Do you know what New Alliance means?"

He didn't.

I explained it is an al-Qaedan code meaning itself.

I continued,"Do you know what to do if there is a ricen attack?"

He knew who to call.

I explained it can be neutralized.  (I didn't say the neutralizing agent is the herb Tart Cherry by Solaray.)

I told him, "You fail."

Second...

After I issued the failing grade, I saw Stephen Blanchard with his two young sons on the lawn.  I called-out to him; "Mr. Blanchard!"

Involuntarily, he looked at me.

"Tell Monica Christiensen I said hello."

"Okay," he nodded.

I walked-on.

Dear Pentagon;

1. Once again there is bloody conflict between Lebanon and Israel.

2. Yesterday, Rabeei arranged the jamming of my phone lines such that I could not telephone the police while her two friends were in my garage.

This is the connection between these two facts.

Using the same technology, jam all of Rabeei's connections.

Then we will see if the violence continues.

If you are looking for the three kidnapped Israeli soldiers, you should try her bedroom.  If you will recall, our department was loosing $250,000/month because she was drooling all over the men for sex.  She'll try anything...

Monday July 17, 2006

The New York Hitlers have informed me that I have the museum reporting job, if I make an offer to re-buy my former home.

It is no longer worth $588,000 as the housing market has frozen in that region.  Market activities in other regions of the country have nothing to do with that, in my opinion.  I believe it is because every house has a property tax bill of at least $10,000.  They crossed the magic number, as educational statistics are probably weakening.  This, however, does not apply to the IBM children, who are able to view SATs and Regents Exams before these occur.

$100,000 is my final offer.

Please don't become angry.  They have to cheat me.  It is their way of life, especially since I fired my former publisher in 1995.  It was a problem for the Hitlers because they, unknown to me, had an advertising contract with the publisher which I was expected to pay for.

And they were doing me a favor.

Tuesday July 18, 2006

Two things happened before I fired my publisher.

1. The employees took a trip to the Taj Mahal.  They decided that the larger their charitable contribution to the billionaire-owner, the larger the return would be.

2. Mara Addision, second-in-command to the managing editor, Elizabeth House, became married.  Who was the groom?

I want an FBI investigation into all the issues of the past ten years of intense harassment.  I am prosecuting.  They can begin with the $38,000 I lost when they cancelled the $626,000 bid on my home so they could play this game.

And the next time Israel is under attack, I will stand by the sidelines and cheer burn-baby-burn.

Attorney General

Pittsburg, Pennsylvania

United States Court

Witness List

Carl Icahn........... Owner/Chair Houlihan Lawrence Realtors

.......................................... Katonah, New York

Karen van Winkle............ formerly Dorrance Publishing Co

............................................. Pittsburth, PA

....... Terminated for not making charitable contribution to

.................. Billionaire Donald Trump, Taj Mahal owner

Diane Hartman............... formerly Dorrance Publishing Co

.............................................. Pittsburg, PA

....... Terminated for not making charitable contribution to

.................. Billionaire Donald Trump, Taj Mahal owner

Michael Pernea............Southland Co. Field Representative

...............................for Vivian Lehman's 1995 employer

..................................7-Elevan/Linda Mallon, Franchisee

....................................................Katonah, New York

Dated this 18^th day of July, 2006

Date:	Tuesday, July 18, 2006 9:40 AM
From:	vlehman6463@charter.net
To:	dorrinfo@dorrancepublishing.com
Subject:	Mara Addison
Size:	1,014 Bytes

Dear Mara; 
It has been a long time since we last talked.  I believe the year was 1995, when 
I fired your book publishing company for counseling me that there is a market 
for books with half-sentences. 
 
The reason for my e-mail is because I currently have a website, 
www.madcowtouristinfo.com. 
 
On page 2006, I talk about you. 
 
I would very much welcome your written response.  Please include in your letter 
my permission to reproduce your correspondence on the website. 
 
An please copy correspond it to the Pennsylvania Attorney General's office. 
 
Vivian Lehman 
 
NEW ADDRESS 
891 South Street 
PO Box 629 
Coventry, CT  06238 
 
860-742-6463 

Dear IRS:

Would you please do for me a big favor?

Please interview the six printing houses Dorrance Publishing does business with.

Please review their sales receipts.

Please verify this against royalty checks issued.

Do the books balance?

Thank you in advance.

This evening I researched Mara Addison on the Internet.  She is a very powerful member of the Jewish community.  This explains why The New York Times does not want to refuse her demands.

The Jews demand of the world to stereotype them as having superior business brains.  This superior brain gambled everything away at the Taj Mahal, assuming Trump would return it to her.  What she did not know is that Trump never paid anyone for such favors.  She should ask Jim Montaldo, the administrator of Merrill Lynch, Mount Kisco, New York.  This is the brokerage which, in 1992, managed the stock assets of my mother's Estate.  He waited...and waited...and waited...

What is the superiority of that rational?

The Jews demand of the world to stereotype them as having superior intellectual brains.  This superior brain allowed Trump to cut sentences in-half in my book.  She then counseled me that there is a market for such books.

What is the superiority of that rational?

The Jews demand of the world to accept responsibility for the dictator who came to power in Germany in 1933.  This superior brain gave illegal orders to other superior brains demanding of them to harass me as intensely as possible.

What is the superiority of that rational?

The Jews demand of the world to accept responsibility for the National Socialists (i.e., Nazis) who performed widespread destruction.  This superior brain colluded with Osama ben Laden's second-in-command.  This individual vowed to eliminate the nation of Israel.

What is the superiority of that rational?

This superior brain is waiting for her welfare checks from Trump.

But an anti-assimilator should not accept his money.

Perhaps the IRS should explain it to her.

Wednesday January 19, 2006

The current events are that the roadside bombs in Iraq have stopped, and that the Hazbollah is only firing upon Haifa.  Apparently, that is not within Rabeei's division.  Condi is quickly boarding a plane to the Middle East to personally catch-up on the murder routine.  I would like to ask of the press not to let her out of her cage.

As to the harassment events against me...

This is one of the games they played.

In June, it was insisted that I take the train into Manhattan to visit The New York Times building.  So I purchased $86 in train tickets.  I arrived at Penn Station and walked ten blocks in the heat.  I was advised by the front desk security guard to leave my disc (i.e., job application) with the mail room across the hall.

I did.

Then they wanted the hard copies of everything.  But I didn't want to take another train ride.  Instead, I delivered it to the Hartford, Connecticut office.

Nonetheless, it was expected that this should prove to me that the commute is impossible.  Henceforth, I should want to return to Bedford, New York.

Another game was for harassment purposes only, no job application.

It was in February that the annual event occurred in that I went to H&R Block to electronically file my returns.  We inputted all the information, but they waited-and-waited to file.  I didn't know why.

This was finally performed.  But they could not do the payment.

I went to the office and was given instructions by Sandra Varnier.  She handed me the envelopes which had the addresses written on them.  I owed Connecticut nothing, whereas New York and the IRS were owed capital gains taxes.

I made the payments over the Internet.  The fees were heavy but I do not like that kind of money going through the mail.  A few weeks later, I telephoned both the IRS and New York State Department of Taxation and Finance.  The former received everything.  The latter did not receive the return.  They explained that Connecticut cannot electronically transfer to New York.  I telephoned H&R Block and spoke again to Sandra Varnier.  She admitted to the misrepresentation.

When I lived in New York, I always hand-delivered my State return to a nearby office.  I jumped in the car and zoomed down there.  Upon my arrival, the clerk noticed it was unsigned.  Sandra Varnier never explained that either.  On my way back, I visited the house.  I always carry a disposable camera in the car.

Their harassment backfired.

The only thing I have to say to H&R Block is that I am beginning to get very tough with people who join the Nazis.  Sandra must be fired.

Another game of harassment was in 1998.

On Easter Sunday, a wedding was set-up between me, and a married man who was refusing the pre-nuptial blood tests and financial disclosures.

A few months later, I demanded to know; "Who was the inferior-brained/horned creature who agreed to perform the ceremony?"

I assumed it must have been either a Unitarian or Presbyterian minister.

It was their rabbi.

Does Mara Addison know him?  If so, the attorney general's office should consider prosecuting for attempted murder.

Mara Addison still insists that I owe Linda Mallon (see July-Dec 2005) the $500.  They can deduct this from the $8,200 William owes me for the Paganisms of my home.

I am very curious to know the size of the charitable contribution Mara Addison made to the billionaire.  And what size return was she expecting?  I would also like to know how much Jim Montaldo of Merrill Lynch was expecting in 1992.  And how did they expect to receive such payment?  A check in the mail?  A briefcase full of money?  The good fairy?

As to The New York Times, I want a formal response within the next five business days, or I am going